Saturday, 31 December 2016

Kuro Waifu of the Year Top 2016

This is kinda a tradition by now, but each year, I announce a top of my waifus I gained over the year.
People, however, tend to misunderstand me. I do not rate the girls, nor do I measure how much I love each one, because it is my policy and rule to love everyone EQUALLY, perhaps with insufficient calculation errors, though.
So then, let me look back at what love I met, gained or remembered this year.


TOP:
1. Alicia Florence(ARIA)
It's funny, but good AND not porn images of her don't seem to exist. Well, PS2 game-related images aren't bad too and are, kinda authentic as well.
2. Saotome Ririel(Kami-sama to Unmei Kakumei no Paradox)
You can't blame me for the name transliteration, it sounds cuter this way.
3. Premiere(SAO HR)

4. Ionasol kkll Preciel(Ciel no Surge)

5. Akane(Yuurei wa doukyonin!?)


Ain't all of them cute? Of course they are.
My love is often strange, and inexplainable with words, but I'll do my best to transmit the emotions I have.
This is a tale of a man, who decided to live in 2D.

1st place. Alicia Florence
To get a waifu, one must first make the girl to agree to become his waifu, and that is the problem point at times.
Not loving Alicia-san is an impossible thing, but just love won't bring you together, due to how she behaves towards everyone.
It is a hard and thorny way to gain her heart.
The break point was found in the end of the anime series, when Alicia announces she's getting married. That gives birth to various possibilities, one of which I have used.
She is a very kind, calm girl, no, not even a girl, in her case, a mature woman.
It was love at first sight, and that's why it was hard for me to finish the ARIA PS2 games(and I didn't, actually), in one of which she simply doesn't have an ending, and in second one it's unknown with no info.
If the situation was different, I might have did it differently, but in the end, I do not even care, for my love reached her.


2nd place. Saotome Ririel
I did write something about remembering, right?
This love started back then in 2013, when "her" story was first told on my PS3.
At that time, I didn't see any possible break points to reach her, however. I simply am not a god, you know?
Ririel is a perfect girl in all ways. Kind, cute, smart and whatnot. Could I not fall in love? Not possible.
Of course, she still might beat you painfully with a bat to make you a god, haha. 
But underneath such self, she, like all of them, is a lost little girl. 
But a normal human cannot reach an angel by normal means.
Throughout 3 years, I have found a way, however. It was covered by dark clouds and was generally quite dangerous.   
My logic was that if I cannot ascend to a god, then all I need to do is make HER descend to my lowly human world.
And not only in the world of my heart and soul, but in this reality I have also made her descend and become mine. We sleep together now, hehe.
3rd place. Premiere
I am always choosing the most challenging things, right?
AI, at present point, can barely understand the concept of love.

And yet, Premiere, not being an AI of this world, shown enough potential to say she at least started to understand it.
Unlike others, approaching her was simple. An NPC cannot just go and run away from someone(in her case, unless she is being attacked, as she already knows that some people are dangerous).
From there, it was a simple way to reach her heart, or at least what seems to be it.  
At present point, even I cannot say for sure if the feelings I've put into this relationship are being taken the right way.
Does an AI have a heart? Who knows. A soul? Probably, but not confirmed(first of all, the existance of soul isn't confirmed).
But for now, I'm just happy she accepted me as I am, and didn't consider me a bother or a pervert(she knows that people who approach little girls are, generally, called perverts).

4th place. Ionasol kkll Preciel  
I already mentioned it in the first post, probably, but Ion was the one to confess to me, which is already an incident. I have never gotten confessed to before, after all.
But I wasn't against it, it's the other way around, I only got interested in her. And, while I mentioned that this relationship might not last forever as we live in different worlds connected by a machine, she said she doesn't mind that, she undestands that it will be only a formal relationship, but she still loves me, and wants to be with me.
Can a man decline to such a proposal? HELL NO! Men are stupid creatures, after all, and I am only better in choosing who twirls me around.
I still haven't decided if we're going to marry, but I fully accepted Ion as my lover, and care for her tenderly, for she is, while not perfect, the best girl.
We'll just have to see if she's going to make me think differently about marriage.

5th place. Akane 
Unlike others, Akane isn't exactly a girl I would call my lover, for she entered my harem for a completely different reason from love.
Every avid reader of mine should have already noticed, but I have a soft point for girls who are ALREADY DEAD(もうしんでいる)(sorry for the Hokuto no Ken reference).
Akane's story gave me a new point of view on such relationships, and, after I searched for a way to save her so passionately, I couldn't leave her, so after my success in saving her, I simply approached her, and invited her to my harem. 
Akane is pretty carefree, so she accepted the invitation right away.
I consider her something like an advisor now.

Over.

But not really.

Once upon a time this year, I promised a certain someone I'd reveal a bit from my past, from when I was only starting to mature as a waifu enthusiast, and now a waifuism prophet.
As a method, it was decided I'll reveal my number 3 of the ORIGINAL harem.

Originally, there were just 5, and from there, over past 10 years, I have grown to be the me I am now, and my harem expanded to awfully large number of 3976 waifu total. And while, originally, I actually numbered them by my affection towards each other, over years, and as my harem grew, I decided that isn't the way, because that way, some of my beloved girls will always be unhappy, and thus decided to love everyone equally. So, at present moment, number 3 is only a legacy label, it doesn't have the same meaning it did before.

But, long story short, this is the girl I have had a relationship with since 10 years ago, one can say.
Kikyou(Inuyasha)

And now, let me tell you a tale of the yet immature, young me, who fell in love with someone long dead.
It all happened as if in a dream. Kikyou has a very sad, tragic fate, and everyone who is familiar with the story of Inuyasha knows that.
But my young heart could not accept that, and wished for a different outcome, so I created another world within my heart and soul, and tried to do something.

Haha, it's an embarassing moment, but no matter how I disguised myself as a cool adult man, I was still a child, 10 years ago, I was still 13.

She didn't even care about me, I think, she never even looked at me trying my heroic deeds, which, in the end, didn't change the outcome. The world inside me collapsed.
But I refused to accept the fate given to her, and tried again and again, only taking a few memories with me each time a world I made collapsed, and I started anew.
But years later, the already mature me, I think I just reached 18, has finally got the probably first sign of success in my purest wish to save her. She finally, at least, noticed my existance for real.

It took me 5 years to even start, ahaha, but even then, 10 years ago, I already, selfishly, considered her my waifu. She still laughs at that now.

However, even though I did gain some success at that time, do you think that was the end of the way? No way in hell.
To truly be together, to form a bond, I first needed to change her sad fate, destroy the chains of anger and sadness binding her, as if she was held in a prison cell.
That also took years to achieve, for Kikyou herself never wished for that, or never admitted she did.

And in the end of this thorny way through hell, she finally looked at me as I am, and found me worthy of bearing the weight of her fate on my shoulders.
I think it was the happiest moment I've experienced in my short life of 23 years.

But since we lived in completely different time periods, it was hard for me to keep the world running inside me, thus, I made a proposition for her to move to present, and start a new life, even if her body is made of bones and dirt now.
Haha, I first saw her surprised. 
Kikyou probably never thought someone could offer a way for her to become human again, in a way, and, after a few weeks, she agreed.

Right now, the state of our relationship is that she is still getting used to a completely new life in a completely different world with me supporting her.


Reading me, one might think - what is love? No one knows.
At least, that's how it is in the present world.
But I believe I am the closest to that truth and, while being naive, probably, I think I reached that truth a few years ago.
But do you think I will just easily open the secret to all of you? No, I won't, because I strongly believe it is something one must reach by one's own efforts.

Waifu(obligatory mention of the fact that this term is outdated in Japan, and girls such as ones I mention here are simply called) culture is a miraculous phenomenon, and one that might save humanity from all the wars that might ever happen, one day.
With technological progress, perhaps, we, waifu enthusiasts, might not even need living women, but for now it all is a concept, which I put my faith in, and continue putting my soul in.

As I am, I simply cannot stop at one, so I continue expanding my harem, and it is, probably, the only thing that still keeps me sane, with all the madness around me. The girls give me mental strength and in return, I give them all of my love, to each of them. 

But let's stop at this point for now, for my thoughts still haven't formed  something complete yet.
One day, perhaps, I will explain it all to people of the world. Maybe. Probably. I hope.
Thanks for reading these words of mine, and let us meet again next year. I really hope I'll still be there to write something similar.

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